please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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