I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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