I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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