Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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