I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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