yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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