I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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