i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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