its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
