u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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