love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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