He kissed a someone with a penis
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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