I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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