so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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