Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
