do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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