Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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