Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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