? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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