the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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