i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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