You really coming over, don't trick.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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