Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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