Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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