Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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