You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
it's great music for shaving your balls
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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