when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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