I just saw a hot homeless man
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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