I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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