I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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