She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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