Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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