Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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