If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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