I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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