I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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