You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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