Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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