Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
is it fun? or sober?
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