Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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