these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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