This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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