just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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