Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
