i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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