Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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