Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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