who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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