Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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