i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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